[Closed Log] ⌘ Yuri

[screwyougod.livejournal.com]

Who: screwyougod, cantcatch4shit, memory_fugue, 100hitcombo

Where: The bottom of the school's pool. It's been drained specifically for this punishment operation.

Style: First~!

[Hellllooo SSS~ Here's your beloved leader looking rather proud of herself, gathering enough pails, rags, and mops for you guys to use. Isn't she so generous?]

All right, everyone gather around! For failing to execute our last operation successfully, all three of you are assigned to pool clean-up duty.

[Yuri points to each of the culprits whenever she says his name.]

Hinata-kun, Noda-kun, Otonashi-kun. If you three even fail this simple assignment... heads will roll.

[She says all of this with a flawless smile. Great pep talk, Yuri!]

You all have until sundown to finish. And don't think you could slack off either! I'm watching you all.

Comments

[cantcatch4shit.livejournal.com]

[He'll be looking at the pail and mop in his hands before he turns to look at Yuri. He's not pleased.]

Why are Otonashi and I part of this? Just let the idiot handle it on his own.

[100hitcombo.livejournal.com]

[Like Hell Noda would clean without his halberd. It's totally useful for cleaning! Like waving it at Hinata threateningly.]

What's that!?

[cantcatch4shit.livejournal.com]

Can't you hear?

[Dropping the cleaning materials for now as he cups his hands around his mouth to speak louder into Noda's ear.] I said: you can handle it on your own. Wouldn't want to get Yurippe mad at you, do you?

[100hitcombo.livejournal.com]

Are you an idiot? Yurippe said the three of us!

[Not that he likes it one bit but that's what Yurippe said so that's what he'll do.]

[memory-fugue.livejournal.com]

Knock it off, you two. We only have until sundown. [the pool's huge, man...]

—Yuri. What is the relevance of clean up duty with an operation, anyway?

[screwyougod.livejournal.com]

Hmn, no reason. But it builds character! It'll be good for the three of you.

[cantcatch4shit.livejournal.com]

Then why is it just the three of us? What happened to everyone else who was part of the operation?!

[memory-fugue.livejournal.com]

...

[how can cleaning a gigantic pool build someone's character...?

but there's just a slow turn of his head here, then began to mop the floor around the edges first.

... while drinking Key coffee.]

[100hitcombo.livejournal.com]

So that's the goal of the mission. Then...

[He swiftly places his halberd aside and grabs a mop. Cleaning? No. Spinning it around like another long object dear to his pride? Yes.]

Otonashi! We'll settle this here!

[screwyougod.livejournal.com]

[To Hinata.] Simple. Through the process of elimination. Out of everyone in the SSS, you three performed the worst in the operation.

[cantcatch4shit.livejournal.com]

[He finally grabs his mop and pail again, mumbling.]

It's not surprising that someone ended up in that list. [Yes, he's talking to you, Noda]

[100hitcombo.livejournal.com]

[Hold up, switching mop dangerously toward Hinata.]

Want to say that again?

[cantcatch4shit.livejournal.com]

If I didn't know that there aren't hospitals here, I'd say you need to get your ears checked.

[Mopping, mopping. Nothing else going on here.]

[100hitcombo.livejournal.com]

You'll pay for that!

[Mopping is not going on here. Charging toward Hinata with his mop wielded like a weapon, however, is.]

gdit me :|

[cantcatch4shit.livejournal.com]

[He grabs his mop and holds it up in a defensive position.]

Oi, I was just kidding!

MY INBOX CAN TAKE IT

[100hitcombo.livejournal.com]

Show me what you got, Hinata!

[Noda clashes against him and pushes with all his might. Immediately he begins to attack with a series of swift attacks.]

GOOD TO HEAR THAT

[cantcatch4shit.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, he's not adept in handling a weapon like Noda was so he'll just be parrying and backing away. At least until he hits his pail of water. And gets his foot stuck in it.]

Hey, hey! Wait a second, time out!

I hope you guys know that I love you all right now.

[memory-fugue.livejournal.com]

Will you cut that out?!

[Besides, Noda, weren't you challenging me?]

Come on, if you two keep this up, we'll probably receive a worse punishment after this! [ie. I don't want to be involved in that. Seriously. B(]

We love you too~ 8D <3

[screwyougod.livejournal.com]

[Did you say punishment? 8D]

CUT IT OUT!

[Yuri takes aim, punting the pails toward Hinata and Noda! Fact: She's a good shot. :|b]

[100hitcombo.livejournal.com]

[You want a piece of this, Otonashi? Well too bad, Yurippe says no. He retracts his mop hesitantly.]

...Hmph. Yurippe! Can you really leave the mission to weak guys like this? They're accepting defeat already!

[Hinata's asking for time out + Otonashi's tellling them to stop = Accepting defeat. This logic is flawless.]

[cantcatch4shit.livejournal.com]

[Hinata'll just be here, keeling over in pain. That pail hit him right on the face.

Ow.]

[memory-fugue.livejournal.com]

[.....]

[THE OTONASHI SIGH (TM) . . . He'll just be turning around again and continuing where he left off. While his eye twitches quietly.]

[screwyougod.livejournal.com]

Stop messing around! Look how much time you wasted bickering!

[And she's pointing at the setting sun. Ooh, isn't it twilight already?]

2/2 Whoops XD

[screwyougod.livejournal.com]

If you don't finish by the time the sun sets, I'll tell them refill the pool again.

[A beat]

With you three still in it.

[100hitcombo.livejournal.com]

[That dark already? He stalks away from Hinata with the mop hauled over his shoulders. His win. According to him. On the other hand, Otonashi seems to be doing decent work. That won't do! He slams his mop down and furiously begins to clean.]

So now it's a deadline. The time to settle this is now!